All The S’s….

Strange week this. All the S’s. So Snowy in Scarborough on Thursday that I couldn’t go to work. Another day without pay! However, I did manage to take some pics…

 

 

 

 

 

 

But who’d have thought that the obelisk on the Mount could look like this (above right) one morning and like this (below) only a day or so later?

It’s years since I went to the top of the Mount to see this Scarborough landmark, and I have to confess that I had never actually walked up until this afternoon. Yes, and it actually was Sunny!

For those of you who don’t know, you can park at the Mere and then follow paths and the road up to the top. More famous for the road races than anything (my own brother raced there twice in his hay day), the paths are not very obvious for the bog-standard walker.

On the way up, I walked on more tarmac than I cared to and across two football pitches, climbed over a fence (in my ladylike fashion) and then I had to ask someone the way…although that was only for reassurance..my nose was leading me in the right direction…must have been the Stunning views and the Salty air…

Once there, the views are reminiscent of somewhere quite exotic, like some of the Mediterranean cities (such as Nice), and yet here we are in Yorkshire! And there are even some brave sailors enjoying the sea…

You can see the moors stretching up to the North…

 

 

 

and the castle on that funny little spit of land…

…not to mention my flat which is nicely nestled down there…

Walking back, I managed a route down through fantastic woodland…

…emerging at the far end of the Mere (rather boggy and brambly)… but very beautiful. Metaphor for life, innit.

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Happy around The Hepworth…

I know it’s not the done thing to begin with an apology, but apologise I will for the lack of sharpness in these photographs. Too lazy to take my camera out, I thought my phone would do…oh well…and I have so often heard people say their cameras in their mobiles are as good as…Not quite, methinks. However…

Given that I had decided to give the service stations up the M1 a miss and take a very short detour to the Hepworth Gallery, Wakefield by way of a break from a long journey, I suppose I might be forgiven a touch of indolence.

The deviation proved to be well worth it. Awarded the title of Art Fund Museum of the Year 2017, I can see why.  There were some exciting temporary exhibitions such as Howard Hodgkin’s “Painting India” as well as wonderful spacious rooms displaying some of Hepworth’s great pieces, and a variety of other interesting artists’ works, giving an opportunity to view novices, too.

 

 

 

 

 

So many angles from which to view the same work…don’t you just feel you are being drawn in by them?

The exterior of the building is something of a statement, given the stark contrast between the new [what feels, at any rate, like the monied] and the decaying mill buildings adjacent, reminiscent of urban deprivation……what might be described by a good friend of mine using one of his favourite words…a juxtaposition

Built on the banks of the river Calder, there’s plenty of character to the surroundings…

…oh, and the museum’s free to visit! Parking cost a fiver and helps fund the gallery, though I’m sure there must be a handy little side street not so very far away for those who are down to their last dollar. Definitely worth a visit!

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Jazzing it up with Agnes

Just spent a great weekend at Burton Agnes Jazz and Blues Festival. It wasn’t only a great opportunity to hear a really varied programme with top class musicians, some of whom had flown half way around the world to join us (from Saint Lucia actually), but also a wonderful chance to view the house and gardens and everything Burton Agnes Hall and Gardens has to offer.

Friday night drizzled upon us, so we resorted to the beer tent, but the show went on and we peered out at some class acts, including Portmanteau, a fantastic funk soul band.

Saturday morning, and the weather looked a little kinder. A quick stroll on the beach to settle the previous night’s Caribbean rum cocktail, and it’s back off to the venue, although you can camp overnight if you wish.

By the time we arrive, the sun’s out… Who’s a pretty boy then?And the music’s getting into the swing…

…as are the audience…

 

 

 

 

 

Spend time relaxing in front of the main stage, or wander round the grounds as music wafts after you…

The walled garden is magnificent…

And if you feel like you’ve been out too long in the sun, why not try the Great Hall for a change – some class acts in here, too, and some wonderful improvisation, including from the laird himself. Plenty to look at, too, while you’re listening…For a break from the music, take a wander round the arboretum, or go next door to the old church, boasting its very own “dark hedges”…Inside the church there’s a memento mori, just in case we’ve forgotten. Spot the live skull…

 

 

 

 

 

 

But, actually, I didn’t stray too far from the action. Claire Martin was superb and Kaz Hawkins was a stunning contrast. Direct from Belfast she and her band were high energy and power. The New York Brass Band wowed the audience with a carnival atmosphere, not to mention the Saint Lucia guests – Dynamix – simply fantastic! Sadly, in no time at all the whole weekend had slipped away, leaving us to wind down and journey home…

Too many bands to mention, but hey, try it for yourselves next year!

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Call me Tardy…

Call me tardy, but prizes for guessing what these hands are doing?  Yes, for anyone in the Whitby Know, there’s good reason to gather at the harbour’s edge at low tide on a bright late May morning…

And these guys can’t afford to be tardy at all. They have a job to do before the tide comes back in…. Here they come….

Any workman knows it’s important to arrange your materials ready to hand…

…before setting to work. Gently does it…

  Of course, they’re building the Penny Hedge. This is an age-old tradition (dating back to 1159) in penance for not only hunting a wild boar but also for murdering a monk who chose to protect the poor hunted creature.  The Abbot was all for dishing out a far harsher punishment, but, before dying, the gentle soul only requested the construction of a hedge which could withstand three tides… The whole ceremony takes less than half an hour. Just time for the finishing touches….

…and a photo-shoot…during which one of the descendants of the wicked blows the horn three times…

And we’re all cleansed. Pity we couldn’t say the same about current world affairs. Still, a bit of light relief does wonders for one’s sanity…

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Do It Yourself? Wasn’t me, milord….

What else to do on an autumnal May afternoon than try a spot of DIY? In any case, I’ve got my Boy Scout cap on and am set on doing my good turn for the day. This doesn’t altogether preclude my prejudice against embarking upon a traditional province of men. Thus, in contrary mind (my wont), I’m up for it all the more. My egalitarian father (with ideas way beyond Jeremy Corbyn’s) taught me to use a drill and also that a rawl plug isn’t just a convenient improvisation for a witch’s hat on a peg-doll. I’m all for getting the job done when it needs doing, and far too mean to pay a handywoman.

So I hunt around the house for some of that squeezy white stuff which isn’t toothpaste and is used for tidying up shower areas. Bathroom and kitchen sealant, I believe it’s called. Duly, I find a huge tube of the stuff, big enough to clean a giant’s teeth, or rather, to glue them together so that he or she can’t gnash at any passing beanstalk. I take it to the bathroom and having dutifully ensured the area is clean and dry and that my hand’s steady and sure to produce a pure line, I begin to squeeze the handle of the very convenient gun in which it is ready-mounted. Then I squeeze. And squeeze. Harder until my hand hurts with the effort. And squeeze. Nothing. Aha! I realise that the layers of tape that the previous squeezy-white-paste-that-isn’t-toothpaste-user had placed over the nozzle after the last usage must have allowed in some air, and dried rock solid. The contents clearly must be expunged before the fresh soft moist stuff is available. Diligently, I poke it all out until there’s some nice gooey stuff ready to erupt, keen as a racing greyhound before the crate lid opens. Thereby lies, or rather splats, the trouble. I don’t know how it happened, milord, but the more I try to control the tube the more effusive the large vocabulary of the sealant becomes – such as, ‘look here, would you like me to go here?’ and ‘What about a nice patch here?’ and ‘How about I cover these nice shiny taps with a layer of white gunge, don’t you think it would add gravitas?’ Oh.

Within less than 30 seconds the Brighten-Up-Shower Project has morphed into a Damage-Limitation-Serious-Destickify Project. All I can say is, good job I have an apron on. Oh, and that this stuff doesn’t solidify at least for the first six minutes. Oh, and that the serious DIY expert’s hand-cleaning gunk removes the goo from your skin (although I’ve a suspicion that the skin on my hands is reduced to a layer of filigree pastry after this little escapade).

I put everything away and have to confess that my handiwork wouldn’t really pass muster with a B & Q employee. Never mind, I think. I’m a creative. And the Lord knows (well, he might if he existed) I am blessed with the ability to think outside the box, or, in this case, the squeezy tube. What else could this useless-fit-for-the-bin-implement be useful for?

A substitute dog?

An alternative bunch of roses?

A rabbit to scare all rabbits from the rhubarb patch?

Or an objet d’art as a progression from the original concept (see the original blog post….)

Who knows? I don’t. Though I do have an idea that I should be looking out a local handyman’s phone number, or writing that poem I’ve been meaning to write all day…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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A match-head, a cauliflower and a coffee spoon…

Has she, you might well ask, finally fallen off her trolley? What possible connection could a match-head have with a cauliflower and a coffee spoon? I guess you could ask the same question about mugwump, mint sauce and Eton mess. There lies the beauty and the depth of the English language and poetic resonance, even for those of you who find resonance somewhat hard to swallow…

But swallow this…a tall story, or rather not such a tall one, about a cauliflower. Sewn last autumn (date imprecise) and allowed to mature in the balmy soil of a North-East coastal garden… Lo and behold! April 28th. A wonder of genetic engineering…possibly the smallest cauliflower ever grown…there must be a prize somewhere (Guiness book of Records?). And here it is. Note the matchstick planted beside it, to prove the size…

And if that doesn’t convince you, note the coffee spoon and the match-head beside the joyful little flower…

Anyone fancy sharing cauliflower cheese tonight?

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Merely a mere…

 

 

 

 

I’ve just been out in a driving hail storm. Yet only days ago I was sauntering along beside Scarborough’s lovely mere, gazing at waterlily leaves…

…and making conversation with the local residents…

   I even imagined I was in deepest Africa, when there seemed to be a crocodile just submerged… Of course it turned out to be a rotten boat or something…but then writers are allowed to let their imagination run wild, aren’t they?

It seems, though, that even the most creative of us find it difficult to “feel” different temperatures…i.e.  when it’s cold we can’t quite imagine warmth, and when it’s warm, as it was only the other day at the Mere, it’s hard to imagine the hail against your skin. Yet we have knowledge, don’t we, and can recreate in our minds how it might feel. Which is exactly what you have to do when you’re trying to climb inside the skin of a character in a novel…we have to be that person, so that the reader can gain as much of an insight as they can and BELIEVE in them. I guess that’s the advantage of taking notes wherever you are, stashing away a whole raft (‘scuse the pun) of scenarios, so that you have the detail to hand to provide the authentic character and the authentic scene…

Just trying to figure out how I can use an old rotten boat that resembles a crocodile…

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Review: His lute is a time capsule…

My Lute is a Time Capsule by Dr Richard Wood. (published by Undead Tree Publications, 2016)

Ever tried to imagine what materials go into the making of a lute? Wood, of course. But Wood, the author, lets us into a deeper world of gossip and fascination when it comes to restoring such an historic instrument.

Wood’s collection of musings is a cornucopia of contemporary cuttings presented more or less as they were (or could have been) in real life during this talented individual’s forays into the craftsmanship of lining, and thereby reinforcing, the instrument’s delicate body . Through the centuries, any paper or strip of fine material could have been pasted inside the 2mm husk for robustness, resulting in a revealing body of social history and wit.

A perfect volume into which to browse, with anecdotes and short tales, leave it on a coffee table for a perfect companion with whom to while away an hour or so. Wood’s snippets range from wry conversational style to letters to the editor, both humorous and serious, some of which have been published previously in national newspapers. Topics vary broadly from jazz and the poisoning of Litvinenko through to the world’s biggest egg. Sociology and politics and just plain daftness add to a wonderful blend, all bound together by Wood’s unique glue!

Profits from sales of the book are donated to Freedom from Torture, so there’s a feel-good factor even before you start.

However, one word of advice: if you have any guests staying and leave a copy in the loo, don’t forget to cross your legs – you may have a long wait until they re-emerge!

You can purchase a copy from Amazon here.

 

 

 

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Oh no, not more holiday snaps…

If any of you have yet to explore the small Balearic island of Menorca, if I were you, I’d get planning. I was there last week, for the third time, as it happens, just the perfect time for a trip when most of the tourists have gone but the weather’s still plenty warm enough to swim in the sea. And rest assured it’s not merely sunshine and sand…

There’s Ciutadella for a kick-off. Lovely old city with plenty to see and do…

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dsc08645…not to mention the annoying tourist who is always in your way…whoops, only joking! She’s a friend actually…

dsc08648Then there’s all that wonderful Talyotic history. You can visit the museum in Ciutadella…but much more interesting are the sites…(about which I have already written the odd poem, including one in my pamphlet Taking Responsibility for the Moon)

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The above fine example of a naveta, or tomb, is said to date back to between 1000 and 800 b.c. Note, the small portal with the grill is aligned directly to the sun’s rays. Apparently one hundred or so corpses were laid here, with various material “aids”, such as bracelets and spearheads – the usual suspects! In addition, folklore has it that the missing stone (at the top) was due to a squabble by two giants over the same girl…I think I feel a poem coming on…

And if you’re bored of history, there’s plenty of coastal walking, too, which at this time of the year isn’t too hot…

dsc08740…particularly with all those shady glens and olive trees to swoon over….

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Blog Action Day an’ all that…

Forgive me, I’m climbing on my soapbox again. Well I have to join in with  worldwide Blog Action Day, don’t I? Especially as I’ve just had the privilege of attending a live reading by Linton Kwesi Johnson, thanks to the dynamic team up at Teesside University. Who else to flag up world action where it counts than the quintessential Kwesi Johnson, who came to poetry and the spoken word through a fundamental sense of injustice, i.e. racism?

It was interesting (and brilliant!) to hear a little of his journey through politics and human rights as well as his personal journey through creativity and literature. This is a guy who I’ve long revered for his persistence, and his courage to stand with his head above the parapet….because isn’t it so easy just to keep your head down and pretend the less acceptable side of life might go away?

You might wonder why a white middle class gal like me would be so concerned about black human rights…after all, I was grammar-school educated followed by a three year stint at university, not to mention further years of post-graduate study. What gripe have I got?

The answer is clear. My gripe is that I’m human. And I have the compassion and vision that accompanies an ability to put myself into other people’s shoes… Linton Kwesi Johnson was the child of the Windrush generation. I was the child of people who fought in the second world war, people who’d suffered at the hands of Europe-wide politics and greed, and who lived in poverty.And when I say Europe, I’m including Britain.

The community amongst whom I grew up were farm and factory workers, each with their own small battles, and yes, I remember walking to school in the rain wearing cardboard in my shoes when the soles had worn through. So maybe I didn’t need to step into other people’s shoes after all…

I had the impression from Kwesi Johnson that to some extent he’s handed over the baton with regard to racial battles. Certainly things have come a long way since the 1985 Brixton riot. But it’s an unpalatable truth that prejudice in the UK is still an issue, especially in the light of the Brexit vote; white against black, black against white, second generation immigrant against new immigrant, the issue against Jews, against women, against gays and transgender, not to mention disability and age. Reminds me of John Lennon’s immortal words of protest no time for fussing and fighting (We can work it out, The Beatles.) Maybe prejudice is a natural part of the human psyche…maybe it springs from a fear of what we don’t understand, a fear that something will come and steal what we have, plus a strong natural bent to lay the blame for our ills directly at someone else’s feet. Basic psychological instincts moulded by a culture that has lost sight of more authentic values of care and compassion.

If we had any insight, we’d not only try on other’s shoes for size, we’d also pull on their smelly socks in order to at least try to understand how they feel and begin to try to improve things further. Maybe we should start right now by turning towards a stranger and giving them a smile, whoever they are and irrespective of their external appearance.

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